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Mon Aug 11, 2008, 6:51 PM
New prose for :iconshortie-chan:, as it is her birthday. Smile, Shortie.

After great observation, I have arrived at the conclusion that friends are troublesome. Allow me to explain. I am planning a beach potluck with my compatriot, when the owner of my soul calls me. She says that she is happy to join us on the day of beach frivolity but then is dismayed when she hears her former boyfriend of one and a half years may be attending. While she assured me that she didn't want me put me in a situation where I would have to choose between them, that confrontation is inevitable. The situation has yet to be resolved.

I'm going to be attending PAX this year. Shout if you'll also be there.

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Nonsensical Quote of the Entry:
"I've got some bad news, people."
"Oh my God, you're a woman!"
"What? No!"
"OH MY GOD, I'M A WOMAN!"
"...I think you've had enough to drink."


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LM's list of artists who are GOD:

:iconnayruasukei::iconrynnay::iconendling::iconyourpleasantdarkness::icontanukikyuubi:
:iconjubilations::iconhaveconquest::icono-mie::icontyshea::icontidus-backlash:
:iconimagec0rrupt3d::iconwen-m::iconosy057::iconjc-of-the-redflame::iconhideyoshi:
:iconmattbachnick::iconkirbopher15::iconpsyguy::iconcailencrow::icontlwelker:

  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: The Olympics
  • Reading: what I just wrote
  • Watching: the monitor

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:iconshortie-chan:
D= you spelled my name wrong!
XDDD first your sister now you!
It's LindsAy. ;)

--
I want you to turn around,
And look at only me,
Hug me and hold me tight,
Me and only me
:iconlast-mechanism:
Apologies.

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Mind the gap.
:iconshortie-chan:
lol it's fine.
Why do you always sound so serious?
(lol why so serious?)

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I want you to turn around,
And look at only me,
Hug me and hold me tight,
Me and only me
:icontanukikyuubi:
lololol


srry I wanted to interject.

that's my bad about spelling your name Lindsay.

--
Live & Learn. Hanging on the edge of tomorrow, from the words of yesterday. If you beg or if you borrow, you may never find your way

Freedom is the Right of All Sentient Beings.
-Optimus FUCKING Prime :meow:
:iconlast-mechanism:
I'm not serious, I'm cultured! I just sound that way due to my refined speech. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go build a sailboat out of these pans I stole.

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Mind the gap.

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