Mentally exhausted Mech is mentally exhausted.

Meme:

Pick ten people and follow instructions

1.) Tristan Daon
2.) Nathaniel Storm
3.) Jacques DeFaugne
4.) Isabella Antriek
5.) Myra Kasi
6.) Nero
7.) Baine
8.) Komah
9.) Masayaf
10.) Joseph Murdoc

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1.) Seven (Baine) and Eight (Komah) plan a heist. What sort of heist might that be?
Steal the princess from the witless misfit heroes.

2.) Four (Belle) gets kidnapped! Is One (Tristan) or Nine (Masayaf) the more likely culprit?
...gee, the mad scientist in service to the one man that wants her dead or her grumpy bodyguard? Who could possibly have kidnapped Belle?

3.) Six (Nero) challenges Five (Myra) to a chess game. What happens?
The reason Nero issued the challenge was to prove his mental superiority to Myra, and (being a sore winner) gets a punch in the teeth afterwards.

4.) Who doesn't like to play Pokemon? I bet Ten (Murdoc) has some great Pokemon! What are they?
To answer your question, Murdoc would hate Pokemon. But if he had to choose, they'd probably be Rattata, Arbok, Beedrill, and Fearow.

5.) How does Three (Jacques) like to gussy up for a date?
Jacques would spend an alarming amount of time grooming himself, and totally use up the group's hygienic supplies.

6.) Five (Myra) and Two (Nathan) take a leisurely vacation together. Where do they go?
Somewhere cold (to Myra's chagrin). To the point of constant snow in fact, as Nathan's pyromancing combined with tropical weather would give him heat stroke.

7.) Nine (Masayaf) prepares dinner for Six (Nero)! What do they make?
A nicely sauteed chent dinner with a slight POISON GLAZE!

8.) Ten (Murdoc) and Three (Jacques) team up. What happens?
Murdoc tricks Jacques into stealing some priceless relic for him, and then skips out on the promised payment.

9.) Seven (Baine), Ten (Murdoc), Eight (Komah), and One (Tristan) all have a sitcom together. What is it called?
Three Knives in One Back!

10.) Is One (Tristan) more accustomed to tangoing, waltzing, or freestyling?
Tango! Because Tristan is adamant on being the suave type.

11.) Seven (Baine) hits on Four (Belle). Result?
OHGODNO!!!
Belle: "I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!"

12.) Two (Nathan) is offered an elephant ride or a balloon ride. He / she takes...
The elephant ride, partially his pyromancing would probably set the whole balloon aflame by accident, but mostly because riding an elephant would make him feel regal.

13.) What is 10's (Murdoc) greatest burden?
The people he works with. Either totally incompetent, or out to kill him.

14.) Eight (Komah), Three (Jacques), Five (Myra), and One (Tristan) go out boozing. What happens?
They get Komah totally plastered, and then exact horrible vengeance. Komah wakes up the next morning alone and naked in a back-alley dumpster.

15.) And finally, would Six (Nero) save Four (Belle) or Nine (Masayaf), if they were both in great danger and he/she could only save one?
Nero would save Belle if only because he hates Masayaf, but also because her being safe serves his purposes.

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Nonsensical Quote of the Entry

"I swear to God, he never stops talking!"
"Does he talk in his sleep?"
"...I don't know; I've never slept with him."

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